Karion, are you there?
Ha. No, that story isn’t mine, it belongs to suitep.
If you can get her to tell it in the entirety, it will make you laugh. It is a little better, hearing it in her voice, but she does a good job with her own written words.
wooliebear:
Were you the one who met Jeff Goldblum in an elevator? Some freaky thing?
I was watching Law & Order: Criminal Intent and thinking about how intense he is. The way he looks at his co-star looks like sex. I can’t imagine meeting him in person and not falling over.
Via Woolie
9pm
three things
1. I was utterly rejected at the sushi bar tonight and the worst part is that I wasn’t even hitting on him or even thinking about him in a romantic way. I was with a friend who has a decent budget (as a food critic) when it comes to ordering food, and I knew we ordered too much food. I saw this lone guy, siting next to us, and while I was unimpressed with his order, I sort of love lone diners and offered to share our plates.
I really don’t think I am exaggerating when I say his reaction was something like horrified. I chalked it up to a situational thing, until he bonded with the sushi chef.
2. Kind of related - the sushi was terrible, and I never say that. I am, thankfully, not on a sushi bender at the moment, but I don’t think it is any coincidence that the sushi chef was from Mongolia and told me that he “really didn’t like fish.”. Also, he destroyed maybe 20 years of food eating memories by telling me that Mongolian barbeque is a mostly an American construct.
3. You know what? It’s private, but there is a little part of me that thinks one part of it is funny. I’ll see if it still is, tomorrow.
9pm
I don’t mean to be a dick here, but can you have your Under the Tuscan Sun moment in Italy? I really think you should Eat, Love and Pray somewhere else.
— one of my favorite people on the planet, who needs to brush up on his google and stop watching and reading certain books and movies, and I am not even referring to movies and books about a country in South America.
8pm
John McCain. It’s Joe Biden. The next time I phone you, take the damn call.
—McCain wouldn’t return Biden’s calls or meet with him. So Biden knocked on his greenroom door at a 9/11 memorial service and shouted at him through the door.
‘Renegade’ CliffsNotes - Politico.com Print View
(via mikehudack)
Via Mike Hudack
10am
texts of greatness
I really don’t know why, but my friend Dave texts me, even when we are sitting five feet from each other. He knows that I turn off the ringer and text/email notifier when I am anywhere near another human being socially, so he cannot be hoping for an instant reaction, but I’ll be goddamned if they aren’t even funnier the next morning:
Well, objectively, your ass is in good shape, but your tits could use a lift.
If you say one more word about me not liking salmon, I am going to pelt you with olives.
Oh, like you are the first person who awkwardly ran into a FWB. Be a feminist.
Honestly, K, I am just always so surprised when there isn’t a dog or a baby* in the backseat of your car.
Why aren’t you on a first name basis with the hot FEMALE bartenders. Be a feminist.
* this (baby) has never actually happened, which makes it all the more WTF
10am
Reblogged for the sheer WTF factor.
fatmanatee:
Here is a completely sober* Mel Gibson at something called the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards.
*doubtful
(via msnbc.com)
Via i am the fat manatee.
8am
Don’t you wish your nephew was hot like Hudson?
11pm
