Res Ipsa Loquitur

onemoretimewithfeeling:

leeshiebean:

omg-nowai:

thedailywhat:

Christmas Lights Display of the Day: Former Disney Imagineer and special effects specialist Ric Turner set his family up with a fully-functional, 21,268-bulb-strong Guitar Hero-themed arrangement, and programmed it to play Eric Johnson’s “Cliffs of Dover.”

Wait, it gets better:

When you play, you watch only the Christmas lights, but the audio you hear is from the Wii, so your flubs are broadcast for all to hear (people in cars can tune 99.1 and crank it up as loud as they want.) When we are not playing, a separate version of the program that has the audio from the recorded game plays with the lights as a loop.

Welp, Christmas is officially canceled. Nothing is topping this, so we might as well call the whole thing off.

[h/t.]

holy shit.

Via One more time, with feeling!

11am

Paramore, Use Somebody (Kings of Leon cover, acoustic)

11am

Book of Love, Boy

Mid-weekend flashback.

4pm

Single white female

NEW BEDFORD, Mass. —

A 98-year-old woman was indicted Friday on a second-degree murder charge that alleges she strangled her 100-year-old nursing home roommate after making the victim’s life “a living hell” because she thought the woman was “taking over the room.”

5pm

Modest Mouse, Missed The Boat

4pm

Seattle high school drug counselor arrested for dealing oxys

It is always so refreshing when our educational professionals are busted for crimes other than screwing their students.

The U.S. attorney’s office says Robert Henry Smith, an intervention specialist at Rainier Beach High School, was arrested Thursday night. The 59-year-old is scheduled to make an initial appearance in federal court Friday on charges of conspiracy to distribute oxycodone as well as possession of oxycodone with intent to distribute.

2pm

Kate Bush, This Woman’s Work

2pm