January 2012
Swingrich! →
Technically you’re not asking your wife for an open marriage if you’ve already been fucking another woman for six years. You’re presenting your wife with an ultimatum. That doesn’t make you a proponent of open marriage, Newt, it makes you a CPOS.*
Dan Savage on Newt Gingrich. SWINGRICH!
*CPOS = Cheating piece of shit
cajunboy:
Baby Can I Hold You by Tracy Chapman
“Last but not least, there is Aaron Carter. Wow. What to say about this kid:...”
– Max Silvestri, “Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook Off” Apocalypse (via fullcredit)
December 2011
the wedding recap
I walked down the aisle to the Vitamin Strings’ cover of the Beach Boys’ God Only Knows. The wedding party walked down to their cover of the White Stripes’ We Are Going to Be Friends.
The ceremony meant everything to us. We had written most of it together, so the words weren’t a surprise, but the intensity of the moment was other-worldly. Although I didn’t hear it,...
in sickness and in health
Two weeks and one day after I married her son, I puked all over my mother-in-law.
Christmas night, we were driving back from my folks’ place. We were headed back to Seattle to meet up with a friend for a late night dinner. I was feeling wonky, but thought it was due to ridiculous holiday eating.
About half way home, I realized the situation was more dire, and most likely some variety of...
David Sedaris, Six to Eight Black Men
One of my...
Robert Downey Jr., River
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