February 24 2012
Dear Tim Riggins (you just don’t seem like a Taylor, you know?) - It goes without saying that I will pay full, unrestricted admission to a feature length Tim Riggins movie.  I’ll be first in line. And, seeing as I have a warm spot in my heart for hot, nice Canadian men, I may even go see a first run of you in a sci-fi thing, even though I don’t do sci fi.  But John Carter?  That’s confusing on too many levels.  That is Noah Wylie’s character on ER, in the golden Clooney age. This looks a little Tarzany, but without the Rigginsy Tarzan hair.  And holy shit, does John Carter look like it is going to be a stinker. The only Riggins element in John Carter is that I think you are about to get screwed as only Tim Riggins does.  But with 100% less hot.

Dear Tim Riggins (you just don’t seem like a Taylor, you know?) -

It goes without saying that I will pay full, unrestricted admission to a feature length Tim Riggins movie.  I’ll be first in line. And, seeing as I have a warm spot in my heart for hot, nice Canadian men, I may even go see a first run of you in a sci-fi thing, even though I don’t do sci fi. 

But John Carter?  That’s confusing on too many levels.  That is Noah Wylie’s character on ER, in the golden Clooney age. This looks a little Tarzany, but without the Rigginsy Tarzan hair.  And holy shit, does John Carter look like it is going to be a stinker.

The only Riggins element in John Carter is that I think you are about to get screwed as only Tim Riggins does.  But with 100% less hot.

12pm

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