Dear Tim Riggins (you just don’t seem like a Taylor, you know?) -
It goes without saying that I will pay full, unrestricted admission to a feature length Tim Riggins movie. I’ll be first in line. And, seeing as I have a warm spot in my heart for hot, nice Canadian men, I may even go see a first run of you in a sci-fi thing, even though I don’t do sci fi.
But John Carter? That’s confusing on too many levels. That is Noah Wylie’s character on ER, in the golden Clooney age. This looks a little Tarzany, but without the Rigginsy Tarzan hair. And holy shit, does John Carter look like it is going to be a stinker.
The only Riggins element in John Carter is that I think you are about to get screwed as only Tim Riggins does. But with 100% less hot.