<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I am an attorney on the right, yet left coast.  
This is where I leave my breadcrumbs.

I don’t like long walks on the beach, but my dogs do.



Click here for my all of my tumblr pics

Direct hate mail to karion@gmail.com [NB: I never answer hate mail.  I am too busy solving the internet]</description><title>Res Ipsa Loquitur</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @karion)</generator><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Some nights, Kiefer is the cure for what ails you.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dCiageqMHJc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dCiageqMHJc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some nights, Kiefer is the cure for what ails you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235854974</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235854974</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:19:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Is there a song?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://02chan.com/files/music/peaches_fuck_the_pain_away.mp3" target="_blank"&gt;Indeed.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/235661835/is-there-a-song" target="_blank"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://suddenly.tumblr.com/post/235660009/is-there-a-song" target="_blank"&gt;suddenly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Called Fuck The Pain Away?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Only in infomercials.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235665625</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235665625</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:19:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Seattle Center, on a much drier night than tonight.
via this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspxs8S9p41qz7t8ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seattle Center, on a much drier night than tonight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/csb13/67018384/sizes/l/in/pool-526138@N21/" target="_blank"&gt;this flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235549737</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235549737</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:02:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>This is just indescribably cool.
(via theaestheticpoetic)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g4myGoH1sgQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g4myGoH1sgQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is just indescribably cool.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://theaestheticpoetic.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;theaestheticpoetic&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235500235</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235500235</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:04:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>An epic Friday WTF.  I think it is a dancing cartoon penis...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7vg8AYVCMQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7vg8AYVCMQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;An epic Friday WTF.  I &lt;i&gt;think&lt;/i&gt; it is a dancing cartoon penis playing peek-a-boo with its foreskin, but don’t let my interpretation cloud your judgment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/11/06/lunchtime-quickie" target="_blank"&gt;Slog&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235300129</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235300129</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:55:04 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Best. Invitation. Ever.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Strap on your highest heels and bring your game to our first annual “So You Think You Can Pole Dance&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;” &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;blowout.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No idea how I got on that particular invite list, but &lt;i&gt;damn&lt;/i&gt;, that is all kinds of awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235164709</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235164709</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:45:24 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Notorious B.I.G., Hypnotize
There are few things I like more...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://karion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235128236/tumblr_ksp8f4hPid1qz7t8h&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Notorious B.I.G., &lt;i&gt;Hypnotize&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are few things I like more than the first fifteen seconds of this song.  Happy Friday.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235128236</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/235128236</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:54:40 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>It's official:  WA voters pass expanded gay rights bill</title><description>&lt;a href="http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattlepolitics/archives/184263.asp"&gt;It's official:  WA voters pass expanded gay rights bill&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Lost in the disappointment that happened in Maine is what happened in Washington state.  In May of this year, our state legislature passed a bill that gave gay couples ALL of the rights of heterosexual married couples.  Some out of state fuckwits sought to overturn the new state law and gathered enough signatures to put a measure on the ballot, repealing the law.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Washington voters upheld our legislators’ “everything but calling it marriage” bill.  So there is at least one state where, when a goddamn civil rights measure was put to a popular vote, the voters did the right thing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234614046</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234614046</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:33:06 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>(via theaestheticpoetic)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnya6nCSc1qzpdamo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://theaestheticpoetic.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;theaestheticpoetic&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234513111</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234513111</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:44:18 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Bear with me here. Imagine "Ghostbusters" is based on a true story. Imagine the Dude from "The Big Lebowski" as a real-life U.S. Army general. All factual, right? That's what "The Men Who Stare at Goats" sort of wants us to believe. I think I sort of do -- to a small degree, sort of.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091104/REVIEWS/911059998"&gt;Bear with me here. Imagine "Ghostbusters" is based on a true story. Imagine the Dude from "The Big Lebowski" as a real-life U.S. Army general. All factual, right? That's what "The Men Who Stare at Goats" sort of wants us to believe. I think I sort of do -- to a small degree, sort of.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Roger Ebert liked &lt;a href="http://www.themenwhostareatgoatsmovie.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Men Who Stare at Goats&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234329682</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234329682</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:18:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Who, Eminence Front
I checked the audio parser and it has...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://karion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234248734/tumblr_ksno89GzzV1qz7t8h&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Who, &lt;i&gt;Eminence Front&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I checked the &lt;a href="http://toys.tumblrist.com/audio/karion/1" target="_blank"&gt;audio parser&lt;/a&gt; and it has been nearly &lt;a href="http://karion.tumblr.com/post/107765634/the-who-emimence-front-the-song-that-cures-what" target="_blank"&gt;six months since I last posted this.&lt;/a&gt; Still the cure for what ails you, and one of those kickass songs that sounds 180% better really loud.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234248734</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234248734</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:40:57 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I hate that he’s hurting.
(posted with tweetshots.com)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnmo3mPj71qz7t8ho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I hate that he’s hurting.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;(posted with &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://tweetshots.com"&gt;tweetshots.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234220996</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234220996</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:07:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Illustrated guide to “the right way” to eati sushi....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnm9tGkxd1qz7t8ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://snippets.com/what-is-the-right-way-to-eat-sushi.htm#" target="_blank"&gt;Illustrated guide to “the right way” to eati sushi. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Eat sushi fish side down, not fish side up.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Each piece is supposed to be bite-size, but if the piece of sushi is too big, it’s OK to take two bites.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;If you do eat sushi in two bites, don’t put the second half back on your plate or the communal plate. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;(emphasis added)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I mean, I knew all of this, but I am really curious - where the hell are you supposed to put the second half, if not on your plate?  Just sit there, holding it until you are ready to polish it off?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234214223</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234214223</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:58:41 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I just love this fall shot.
via this flickr</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnjgdfyGs1qz7t8ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just love this fall shot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tzofia/4073734412/sizes/l/in/pool-20804400@N00/" target="_blank"&gt;this flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234169261</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234169261</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:57:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>peterfeld:

Lyle Lovett, “If I Had A Boat”
</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://karion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234121351/tumblr_ksn83arUyJ1qz802u&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://peterfeld.tumblr.com/post/233995342/lyle-lovett-if-i-had-a-boat" target="_blank"&gt;peterfeld&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lyle Lovett, “If I Had A Boat”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234121351</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/234121351</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:47:37 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Congratulations, Yankees</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I confess, I haven’t been able to hate you like I used to.  I used to be able to blame my less-than-hate on the Posada and Torre factors, but even with the loss of Torre, I still found love in my heart for your stupid, stupid pinstripes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for a great Series, NY.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/233588572</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/233588572</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:54:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>This fourth grade girl thinks she is about to give a school...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="250" alt="Tricked On Halloween Funny Videos"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/1481474" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/1481474" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="250"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;This fourth grade girl thinks she is about to give a school report on where her Dad is stationed in Iraq and is surprised when he shows up for her report.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And, as they put it &lt;a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/11/04/today-in-20-second-operas-played-entirely-on-a-little-girls-face" target="_blank"&gt;on Slog&lt;/a&gt;, this is what that sentence looks like in real life.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/233106480</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/233106480</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:19:27 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Holy effing shit</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Every single one of my candidates is winning.  I knew WA wouldn’t let me down on Ref 71 (codifying benefits for same sex marriages), but the voter turnout kind of stunned me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Cmon McGinn, hold onto that lead.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/232558470</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/232558470</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:51:03 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>U2, City of Blinding Lights</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://karion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/232205904/tumblr_ksk012ClDf1qz7t8h&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;U2, &lt;i&gt;City of Blinding Lights&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/232205904</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/232205904</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:05:26 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"McCarran International Airport - simultaneously the world’s most hopeful and depressed place...."</title><description>“McCarran International Airport - simultaneously the world’s most hopeful and depressed place. Perhaps I’ll raise spirits by running through the terminal screaming, “Serrano’s got the disks! Serrano’s got the disks!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;My buddy DoB, always good for an 80s film reference on FB&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/230535100</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/230535100</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:22:53 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
