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Direct hate mail to karion@gmail.com [NB: I never answer hate mail.  I am too busy solving the internet]</description><title>Res Ipsa Loquitur</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @karion)</generator><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>November 23, 2009, Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images
Visitors...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmwn2rVBK1qz7t8ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;November 23, 2009, Photo by Junko Kimura/Getty Images&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Visitors taste Beaujolais Nouveau at the &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;open air wine spa&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; at the Hakone Kowakien Yunessun in Hakone, Kanagawa, Japan. The spa complex launched an open air wine spa four years ago and the event takes place every year.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/256081947</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/256081947</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:18:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Well, uh, hello there, Stephen Colbert!  Quite a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmmfgeE9V1qz7t8ho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, uh, hello there, Stephen Colbert!  Quite a package!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-22008-Olympics-Examiner~y2009m11d23-No-Joke--Stephen-Colbert-runs-with-the-USA-bobsled-team" target="_blank"&gt;Stephen Colbert takes a run with the US Bobsled team.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/255877952</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/255877952</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:38:04 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Thanksgiving tips from Anthony Bourdain (No Reservations,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SpP9RDmMMtA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SpP9RDmMMtA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanksgiving tips from Anthony Bourdain (&lt;i&gt;No Reservations&lt;/i&gt;, 2007)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/11/video-turkey-stuffing-and-gravy-tips-from-anthony-bourdain.html#continued" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/255869085</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/255869085</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:27:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Top 10 famous foodies that look like old lesbians</title><description>&lt;a href="http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/11/top-10-famous-foodies-that-look-like-old-lesbians/"&gt;Top 10 famous foodies that look like old lesbians&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Needless to say, I take issue with &lt;a href="http://trishatruly.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bourdain.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Bourdain’s&lt;/a&gt; inclusion on this list.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/255861010</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/255861010</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:17:46 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is a Snow...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlpwtmBiC1qz7t8ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is a Snow White rabbit (at a rabbit fashion contest in Japan) with what looks to be another baby rabbit on it’s back.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/255357187</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/255357187</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:55:41 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Robert Downey Jr., The River (Joni Mitchell cover)</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://karion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/255349366/tumblr_ktlph8FyEE1qz7t8h&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Robert Downey Jr., &lt;i&gt;The River&lt;/i&gt; (Joni Mitchell cover)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/255349366</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/255349366</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:46:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Slate contest:  Can you write like Sarah Palin?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2236477/"&gt;Slate contest:  Can you write like Sarah Palin?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Do you think you can write like Sarah Palin? If so, we want to hear from you. The goal is to write a sentence that could be mistaken for one from her book. Keep it to a single sentence of fewer than 150 words and send your entry to
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The sight of a woman being tattooed live...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkt6eJLpo1qz7t8ho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010334052_churchtattoo23m.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;What Would Jesus Ink?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;The sight of a woman being tattooed live on the altar accompanied by the sound of a buzzing ink gun provided a startling backdrop to Sunday’s evangelical sermon.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/254596844</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/254596844</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:08:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Reimbursement for spiritual healing </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/22/AR2009112202216.html?sid=ST2009112301535"&gt;Reimbursement for spiritual healing &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Leaders of the Church of Christ, Scientist, are pushing a proposal that would help patients pay someone like Lewis for prayer by having insurers reimburse the $20 to $40 cost.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am past the point of questioning other folks’ religious beliefs, and in the grand scheme of health care reform, this doesn’t really bust my balls, but how, exactly, did they calculate the cost of a prayer at $20-40?  Is it like lawyers - billed incrementally by the hour?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/254584891</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/254584891</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:54:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>How DNA testing is changing fatherhood</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/22/magazine/22Paternity-t.html?pagewanted=1&amp;_r=1&amp;hpw"&gt;How DNA testing is changing fatherhood&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This is one of the more wrenching articles I have read this year.  I found myself irrationally pissed off at nearly every one of the women described in the article, which I hope wasn’t the intention.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pretty shocking was this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Once a man has been deemed a father, either because of marriage or because he has acknowledged paternity (by agreeing to be on the birth certificate, say, or paying child support), most state courts say he cannot then abandon that child — no matter what a DNA test subsequently reveals.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was surprised, as I thought that DNA reigned supreme in these cases.  The primary subject of the article, a man named Mike, discovered that his daughter was not biologically his when she was 5.  He continued to pay child support and co-parent her after his divorce, in part because the mother apparently told Mike that the biological father was not “going to step up to the plate.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The mother eventually married the biological father of the daughter and, unbelievably, opposed Mike’s attempts to stop paying child support:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Her attorney argued in an appeal that parenthood shared by one mother and two fathers “would lead to a strange and unworkable situation.” So, the lawyer reasoned, [the biological father] should not be forced to help pay for [his biological daughter]’s care.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The court agreed, but for different and legally technical reasons.  As it stands today, having been affirmed by the PA Supreme Court, Mike is the legal father and the sole man responsible for the girl’s financial support.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/254036204</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/254036204</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:22:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>That is one scrappy pecker.
DON’T MOVE THE...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JrGbh-6cAZA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JrGbh-6cAZA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;That is one scrappy pecker.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DON’T MOVE THE BOAT!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lindsayrobertson.tumblr.com/post/253586889/woodpecker-vs-snake-i-wish-hollywood-could-make" target="_blank"&gt;lindsayrobertson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Woodpecker vs. snake. I wish Hollywood could make tension and suspense like this! I love the unseen guy with the camera modulating his voice as he says “Don’t move the boat.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Via an aggregator site that never attributes.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/253594135</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/253594135</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:49:06 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>(via this flickr)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj6e7LSdT1qz7t8ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/30086826@N07/4120740906/sizes/l/in/pool-526138@N21/" target="_blank"&gt;this flickr&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/253479563</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/253479563</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:58:55 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Kid Rock, Wasting Time

Kid Rock, for instance, is very...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://karion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/253419092/tumblr_ktj3odxeqU1qz7t8h&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kid Rock, &lt;i&gt;Wasting Time&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Kid Rock, for instance, is very pro-America and has common sense ideas.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;— Sarah Palin, &lt;/i&gt;Going Rogue&lt;i&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/reading-sarah-palin-live-with-rudolph-delson-part-two#more-19302" target="_blank"&gt;page 300&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/253419092</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/253419092</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Lynden David Hall, All You Need Is Love
This is the version from...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://karion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/253309943/tumblr_ktiymu6nkV1qz7t8h&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lynden David Hall, &lt;i&gt;All You Need Is Love&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the version from &lt;i&gt;Love, Actually&lt;/i&gt; (the &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h89BbqoPAcM" target="_blank"&gt;wedding scene at the beginning&lt;/a&gt;). So damn good, and all Sunday jazz-like.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/253309943</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/253309943</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:11:18 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Law nerd humor.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth9woPNCL1qz7t8ho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Law nerd humor.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/252242331</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/252242331</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:19:36 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Kinks, Lola</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://karion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252228006/tumblr_kth94sN8JF1qz7t8h&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Kinks, &lt;i&gt;Lola&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/252228006</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/252228006</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:02:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Pike Place Market
via this flickr (and this link)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth6b7wvXM1qz7t8ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pike Place Market&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/preparsed/4100324145/sizes/o/in/pool-20804400@N00/" target="_blank"&gt;this flickr&lt;/a&gt; (and &lt;a href="http://seattlest.com/2009/11/21/seattlest_pix_09nov21.php" target="_blank"&gt;this link&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/252175570</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/252175570</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:01:55 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Duran Duran, New Moon on Monday
This is pretty much the only New...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://karion.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252157386/tumblr_kth5d59fba1qz7t8h&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Duran Duran, &lt;i&gt;New Moon on Monday&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is pretty much the only New Moon-related thing I can get behind.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/252157386</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/252157386</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:41:29 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Conveyor belt sushi will never NOT be weird</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktftwih9di1qz7t8ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Conveyor belt sushi will never NOT be weird&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/251412563</link><guid>http://karion.tumblr.com/post/251412563</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:36:22 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
